7 Reasons You Don’t Need Teeth

Tired of dentist visits, stray pieces of salad in your smile, and the corporate toothbrush cartel imposing their agenda on you?  Find out why teeth are overrated from the dentists at Honest Dental

1. Save Time on Brushing

Dentists recommend brushing for 2 minutes 2 times a day to keep your teeth clean.  Who’s got time for that?!  Stay in bed for 2 extra minutes and share your morning breath with the world.  At night, all those leftover bits of food make a great midnight snack.

2. Save Money

Toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, checkups by a doctor?  Save your dollars, spend them on something that makes sense ;-).

 

 

3. Lose Weight

You want a diet plan you can stick to?  No teeth, no problem!  After a couple of weeks, the frustration of trying to gum your food down will shut your hunger right down and then you’ll really be smiling.

 

4. Get Dates
After you’ve lost those extra pounds, you’ll be ready to hit the dating scene.  No more worries about if there is something stuck in your teeth, or if they look a little crooked.  If the sunken lips look isn’t for you…

 

 

5. Dentures are Like Wigs for Your Smile

Get yourself a new look!  Maybe go with the Julia Roberts one day, the Tom Cruise the next.  Dentures are the new fashion statement of the 21st century.

 

6. Blenders are Awesome
Image result for blenderWho doesn’t love a smoothie shop?  Spend a little of that money you are saving on your teeth and invest in a home blender.  Turkey. stuffing and gravy smoothie for Thanksgiving?  Yes, please.

 

7. Stick It to The Man
Hollywood and media are presenting an unrealistic image, don’t get sucked in.  Show everyone that you aren’t a part of their system and make a pink smile the new gold standard.

If any of the above aren’t for you, come in to Honest Dental.  Teeth are important in maintaining your overall health and a smile you are proud of can boost your confidence.  Taking care of your teeth is easy when you partner with a dentist you can trusWe’ll do our best to keep your teeth healthy and your smile bright.  Check out our website – HonestDentalCO.com – and call for an appointment today.

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